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    Default Happy Thanksgiving!!!

    Well, to everyone in the states atleast.

    To everyone else, Happy Thursday!!!

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    Yeh...im not a person from the states but you are all lucky having a day off

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    Hmmm.

    Just explain to us what this Thanksgiving Day thing is all about. I never understood it at all. Is it like our Harvest Festival?

    And why is your president on TV giving a couple of turkeys a life in Disneyland? And is it true they were called Rice and Rumsfeld?

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    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    Here are some instructions to help you cook you turkey (tried them myself):
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

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    Luke - I don't get the day off since I'll be working tonight (during Thanksgiving dinner no less!) but generally normal people get the day off.

    Andy - Thanksgiving comes from a three day long feast that some of the first pilgrims had with the native Americans who helped them survive in the new land. Then we killed them all because we're bastards like that.

    Svhs - Sounds delicious!

    If I were to speak like a true capitalistic American butthole I would state that Thanksgiving is just one of those annoying, useless holidays that get in the way of Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadWimp
    ...Then we killed them all because we're bastards like that....
    Many a true word spoken in jest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by svhs
    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    Here are some instructions to help you cook you turkey (tried them myself):
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
    Hehe great !!! Will definately remember this for Christmas Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turn Media
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadWimp
    ...Then we killed them all because we're bastards like that....
    Many a true word spoken in jest!
    Indeed. I really don't understand how people can celebrate it :-/

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiner
    Quote Originally Posted by svhs
    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    Here are some instructions to help you cook you turkey (tried them myself):
    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
    Hehe great !!! Will definately remember this for Christmas Day
    You do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Thorpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Turn Media
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBadWimp
    ...Then we killed them all because we're bastards like that....
    Many a true word spoken in jest!
    Indeed. I really don't understand how people can celebrate it :-/
    Yeah, you're not the only one.

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