So here is my Uncle Vito's shameless attempt to win a million dollars ...
If you want to rate it (please rate it very high) you can go to ...
... it only works in IE for me
By the way, if you are wondering how to rate the contest videos, here are the guidelines:
- if there is no dialogue, give it the lowest rating
- if it's a video that depicts some unusual person, animal or other entity trying to get Doritos, give it a low rating and add a comment questioning the entrant's sexual orientation
- if it packs a lot of scintillating dialogue, reminiscent of Gilmore Girls (remember Rory and Lorelei?) give it the top rating
- if there is a phone call a la Bob Newhart (although he remains the master) write a personal letter to Stan Lee telling him that the winning entry is pretty darned obvious