I want to try a little experiment. I'm writing a short film. It's going to be a comedy because everyone knows that teenagers can't pull off serious. I'm drawing a blank on ideas right now, so I'm going throw out the title of the film and I want you guys to tell me the first scenario that comes to your mind when you hear it.
The title of the film is "Bologna Tits"
Have at it, and don't be afraid to have fun with it!