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    Default Two Cows!

    Two cows are in a field. One turns to the other and says "Mooooo!"
    The other cow says "Damn! I was going to say that!"


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    Two bulls standing at the top of a hill looking at a field full of cows at the bottom. The younger one says "let's run down the hill and mount one of those cows".
    The older one replies "Let's WALK down the hill and mount ALL of them."

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    Two bulls are walking past a farm on a cold winter's morning. One says, "It is chilly this morning." The other says, "Yes, it is. I think we should go back to the barn and slip into a warm Jersey."
    Last edited by worddigger; 09-24-2009 at 07:19 AM.

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    A farmer and his wife are having breakfast and the wife looks out the windows and sees the rooster mounting all the hens. The wife turns to her husband ans says "why don't you make love to me like that anymore?" The husband replies "give me a fresh hen everyday and I will"
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    A man and his wife are at the county show looking at cattle.
    The wife turns to her husband and says "That farmer tells me that his bull does the business twice a day, each day, every day... You could learn from that."
    The husband thinks for a moment then answers "Yep. Now ask him if his bull always does it with the same cow."

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