It's Friday so a bit of fun is in order...
The subject is movie quotes with a keyword or phrase conveniently changed to the word 'pants' for comic emphasis.
The last time I did this (a few years ago) people said "why pants and not underpants" so for our cousins across the pond or in Ireland, you can substitute 'pants' for 'underpants'. The idea is to use whatevere version that makes it funnier.
A few obvious classics to get us started...
Star Wars - "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detatchment down to retrieve them. See to it personally commander!"
Gladiator - "MY name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife... and in this life or the next I will have my pants!"
Fifth Element - "Aziz, pants!"
Troy - "Achilles, the most fearsome pants this world has ever seen!"
Casablanca - "of all the pants in the world and you had to step into mine!"
so then, join in people.