GOOD EVENING SIRS,
I HOPE THIS EMAIL REACHES YOU WELL. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, BUT I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED BY THE INTERNATIONAL BANK OF INTERNATIONS IN THE PROCESS OF THE TRANSFER OF $10,000,000 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS.
TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS, PLEASE WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO, ENTITLED "The Nihilistic Artists' minimalist expression of protest as a device to counter the short attention span of the Broadband Generation."
I think you'll find that this redefines cinema in a way that it has never been (re)defined before.