How many Lighting Cameramen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Oh and another one there. And another one on the background. And another one on...



How many Camera Operators does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, I'll frame it out of the cashe.



How many boom operators does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?

It's in...
It's still in...
Still in...
The tip's still in...
Now it's out...
Standy everybody going for a take...

For Christ's sake, the f'ing thing's in again!