I've found a way to do this. There's a free program called Camstudio that will do this. The results are less than spectacular, but they are sufficient. In fact, the low quality is just right. I'm wanting 'campy', so grainy low quality is perfect.
Now I need a midi sequencer. Oh man! What a pain! In order to do this, you need a sound card with a midi port and soundfonts. I still need a camcorder too! Anybody got $300? Sheesh! This is getting way too expensive. The camcorder is a Canon ZR800 ($150), the midi sequencer is $80, and the soundfonts are $80. But wait! Act now and you'll also need a film crew -- a lighting director, a sound man, actors, and a producer to get props. And don't forget the minivan! You'll need a minivan at the least to carry all this equipment and the people around.
So call now and have your credit card ready. Operators are standing by to take your call!
I shoulda stood in bed.
