It's such a small price to pay.
The facts:
1) Two failed attempts at long term relationships
2) Property prices in London suburbs astronomical
3) Parents happy for me to pay token rent
4) Parents go away almost every weekend leaving house for me
I don't mean to justify myself, but I'm probably the most happy I've ever been. Ever. Now if only I could meet a girl with curly hair and a cute arse that didn't annoy me, I'd be in heaven.
Open to offers