Oh GDR! What a shame you had to sink to those depths. Thankfully, I have received a phone call from a lovely young lady who worked as a CGI Junior on Lord of the Rings, and said she would be delighted do it, (being as its going out at several major film fests). By the way darling, I was paying expenses, but now you will never know and more's the pity return to that lonely little world of self ego masturbation and emptyness.

I shall take no more of your time, and leave this matter for good.

I shall sign off permanently now, though parting is such sweet sorrow is it not?



P.S. Mark W.....you are actually quite a sweetie you know! Thanks for the lovely post. X