Absolutely terrible!

I loved it! You know what's wrong, so I won't list all the faults. Hopefully it was fun to make and thanks for sharing it. Spoofs are difficult to do properly, they tend to fall down because the actors don't take the role seriously and you've fallen into this trap. Overacting is easy, acting the role as though you believe it isn't but is really worth going to the effort.

Please, please keep going. You're gonna give a lot of people a lot of entertainment.

(but you really need to sort your sound out)