Or what about...

The Six Million Dollar Milk Carton...

Pasteurised, homogenised and slightly past its sell by date.

Gentlemen we have the technology, we can prevent it from going off.

(Saw Michelle Ryan as the Bionic Woman on tv a few nights ago, sweeet and not a tracksuit in sight!)

Or...

He came, he saw, he purchased dairy products.

Or...

LACTOSE INTOLERANT II

This time he takes out the dairy section. (String vest optional)

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