Interested to see your reception of the PC comment from Mark - I am relatively new here and always find his version of helpful moderation a bit over the top though I believe (and hope) the intent is benign and to inject a bit of humor into a technical situation.

I keep saying that when I see something funny I will laugh and I keep waiting for the wit and humor that never quite arrives!!

Please continue to seek help - it is here - if you prefer direct email engagement just advise.
JM