Ha ha LOL!! I completely agree Mark! Especially about the shouting at people! I also had this one 6 year old brat who insisted on walking in front of my camera and making faces, or just walking in close so that some part of his big noggin was blocking something in my shot. I wanted to,.. well,.. I won't go there,..
And YES, I did get the faint on tape. The camera in the back right corner had a full shot of the entire auditorium, and she goes down like a felled tree.