How do they make that swishing sound in those old Bruce Lee films and Michael Jackson videos aswell? And talking about martial arts, I heard a joke recently about 'Grasshopper', remember him, played by David Carradine on TV in the 1970's. It goes something like this... on Grasshoppers last day before he graduates and leaves he approaches the Master and asks him for some final words of wisdom before he goes out into the world. The Master turns to him and says, my son, have plenty of sex after you leave here. Grasshopper replies, but Master, how will I know when I've had plenty of sex? And the Master replies, when your eyes look like mine, then you will know!

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