Yeah, I was thinking of getting one of them Lambo-thingies but thought... Nah, they're eco-unfriendly and un-green. So I got a Hippo instead.

(And if you believe that, you'll believe anything.)

But... Why did he put those stupid floor lights on? He's got a panty-wetting bird-puller and goes and puts Southall-Cruising-Lights on it!
Mind you, they did look like Russian Mafia on the sidewalk, so they probably think it's cool.