I have some B&W footage and I'm trying to create an effect I see all the time.

Think: The Ring.

I need my B&W footage to jump across the screen or "jiggle" out of place for a second. Imagine if you will that when it does there's also a static spike sound byte to add to the effect. Much like an old B&W TV loosing reception for a moment.

Anyone know how I can recreate this? I've tried everything except a complex nesting idea I had. If there's an easier/better way I'd appreciate the help. I've tried motion settings a million different ways ...simply put it won't handle something that fine tuned through motion control.