Even though the original question is somewhat off-topic for the forum I think this thread acts as a good example of why we've received vibes of not being too friendly and of 'not letting people in'. The way the thread has been hijacked and the grossness of the topic (although fun

) I'm sure will convince our original poster not to return.
No doubt I'll be setting myself up for upteen chinese burns and deadlegs for this but I think it needed saying.